|Douche:||you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick|
|Nice girl:||excuse me?|
|Douche:||yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*|
|Nice girl:||isn't that a label they put on small objects?|
Okay I’m having a hard time. Everyone is shipping Jc Caylen and Jenn. I love them both but I just can’t ship them. I think my problem is that Jenn is everything I want to be, and I’m really jealous of her and imagining her with Jc as well just makes me really jealous. There’s my unpopular opinion.
This is exactly how I feel.
Jennifer Lawrence + Starstruck
Have you ever met Daniel Radcliffe? Yeah, I screamed in his face. We were both doing Letterman. I grabbed him by the shoulder. Of course, I’m in heels. That makes me -4. I’m towering over him, saying, “I love Harry Potter!” His security people were nodding to each other—should we go?
Tina Fey is my soul mate
The queen of the photo bomb :)
HARRY STYLES’ COSTUMES OF 2013: the boxing kangaroo, a horse, Miley Cyrus, Marcel, a member of Hanson, the elephant from Coldplay’s “Paradise” music video
|-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-|
|-hears him singing-|
|me:||will you quit singing?|
|me:||QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME|
|brother:||WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE|
|brother:||AND MY SOUL|